05.16.07 CARSON PALMER… UH… WOW.

i’m lovin’ the ‘hoo boy that’s gay’ tag…

pretty much sums it up

Tags: Hoo Boy Thats Gay.

My day is completed. I laughed out loud at my cubicle.

Matt, c’mon, don’t get cocky.

Looks like the gay quarterback virus spreads across Ohio.

i love that he angled his left hand so that you could see his wedding ring.

KSK is right, there isn’t one straight quarterback in the NFL.

Rocco: what the hell does that even mean?

If Quinn is smart he goes for the Pink Taco endorsement deal ASAP

Cleary the man needs to work on his form…that’s A LOT of teeth.

Whether he’s on the field or in the bathhouse, Carson Palmer will give 110%.

No, he’s not gay. He’s wearing eye black.

Hey, that hot dog looks like a football! Cool!

I’m surprised my work IT doesn’t block out ‘biggerthanthebun.com’. I’m more surprised there’s a ‘pimp my grill’ contest, as well a sausage-mobile with the slogan ‘it’s a love thing’. Scary.

This ad, The Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic… the evidence is mounting.

Heh, I said “mount”.

Sorry…I feel like a real dick.

They plump when you suck ‘em.

wow, that is truly homorific. He needs to film himself fucking two groupies ASAP.

That’s what you get for leaving Jason White off your Heisman ballot. Had any von Oelhoeffenian dreams lately?

“Laces out!!!”

The facial stubble says “manly” but the wide open mouth says “I’m used to being ‘under center’”, if y’know what I mean.

Some of the original taglines they didn’t use.

Carson Palmer can barely handle this much meant. Can you?

Wrapping your lips around this much meat never tasted so good.

Through the lips, past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!

that’s right carson. open up. get it all in there. i bet he and john morrell were practicing in carson’s dressing room right before the shoot.

Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. What kind of QBs eat Armour hot dogs?

I’ve never seen a dorsal vein like that on a hot dog before.

Fuck it, I’m going deep throat.