When stouthearted reader Cory sent me this video, I was all, "Yeah, yeah, the goddam breakdancers who get in the fucking way and make Times Square an even bigger clusterfuck." And then… an adorable toddler entered the picture, and I immediately knew what was going to happen. Oh, but that didn't spoil actually seeing it happen. Not one bit. Sit back and enjoy the laws of physics versus a small child. Guess who wins.
(Okay, so it's not exactly sports-related, but I'm sure someone out there will petition the International Olympic Committee to consider breakdance-child-punting as a demonstration sport. These guys can compete against the University of Colorado State University.)
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MOMMY!! MOMMY!!!!
Seriously, though, I think there needs to be a new tag for stories like this:
“Kid Punt” or
“Call Child Services” or
“Worst Daycare Ever”
He got pwned – or whatever the kids say nowadays
Great, so the next time i boot a toddler i’ve got to make it somersault. Ah well, practice makes perfect. It’s not like they’re an endangered species or anything, yet.
Not often do I watch one of these new fangled you tube videos and audibly say “Holy shit” in my cubicle.
Breakdancing? Is it the 80′s already?
University of Colorado != Colorado State University
1)That is awesome
2)Thats Colorado State. CSU makes CU look like Yale.
That’s why all toddlers need to be on a leash.
How does no one grab him/her/little shit?
As a CU alum I’m going to have to point out that it was Colorado State in the linked post/vid not University of Colorado. If the little kid was caught at a recruiting party with strippers that would be us.
Hey matt…..did you know its csu in the link and not colorado? lol.
what the fuck was the mother of that child thinking?
Nice work, Vanilla. Way to be on top of the game.
So there’s a University of Colorado and a Colorado State University? Huh? This is almost as perplexing as the great “What’s the point of toads when we’ve got fucking frogs?” conundrum. Rather than give the matter any more thought i’m going to have some more biscuits.
Saw that about 5 times and it gets funnier each time.
I want to feel bad. But I can’t stop laughing long enough to let any other emotion take over.
anyone else find it funny that the dude is break-dancing to Glamorous?
Flyin first class…
i’m assuming the kid is a little girl, and from such a young age, she’s already an attention whore
I see those guys in Times Square all the time. Never saw that though. Damn
I believe the mother was thinking, “he button hooked it.”
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!