Oh, man. Really?
Listen, I'm sure Brady Quinn is a nice person. I remember having a major role in my sister's wedding; it was a beautiful ceremony, and I had a blast (she thankfully didn't marry an NFL linebacker who looks like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes). So I hope AJ Hawk and Laura Hawk (nee Quinn) have a happy marriage, and that they always remember with fondness how her brother loved her enough to dress up as one of the Village People and dance like a fool at their reception. Hell, I did the same thing.*
A very special thanks goes to the splendid Harcar Photography for putting prominent wedding photos on its webpage, and to The Big Lead, which found them first.
*Not really, I just want him to feel better about it.
UPDATE: Photos removed at the request of not-very-splendid Harcar Photography's lawyers.


Wow. How much is Carson Palmer paying to get these photos circulated?
That is one pretty pretty man.
Oh, come on. This isn’t even fair.
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Scott- Tim Haradway wants you to be his personal internet searcher.
This is by far the most liberating day in With Leather history. You have given hope to so many. Athletes in the closet – fear the shame no more.
I too had a role in Matt’s sister’s wedding. Someone had to hold the shotgun.
And who let the black guy in? Was he just hired to play the role of the cop?
Wow, two QB’s in one day. I always thought you had to have an ass-fetish to grab the center’s balls all day long.
Umm… which Village Person is he?
(Still not ready to admit that I’m a Browns fan.)
I think all Browns fans are going to be taking large doses of Homocil this season….
Aww damn it Matt. You posted a sexy soccer girl video, then ruin it with this. Don’t toy with our emotions! And by ‘our’ I mean ‘mine’!
So this is why Brady fell so far in the draft. I think I saw Mel Kiper in the backround doing some scouting in one of the pics.
Is this officially “hoo boy that is gay” day at withleather?
Remember that day where we got 40 pictures of Pavano’s super-hot ex-g/f? Yeah, this is the exact opposite.
Heh, grungedave, I logged in to ask where the “Hoo boy that’s gay” tag was. Good move.
Casting call for Mask 2, please report to conference room 2, Mr. Hawk.
Yikes. I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather see Mrs. Hawk in that hideous split jersey than that dress.
Hardaway hates this. Also, AJ Hawk is the ugliest dude in the NFL.
Really – as asked above – which Village Person is he even supposed to be?
And, perhaps this is when he really got the feel for junk grabbing? He thought, “Hmmm…I like this, perhaps I should feel others.”
Finally, while I kind of hate to admit it, those are some quality arms.
This is ridiculous – why don’t you make fun of AJ Hawk for looking like an ass bag WITHOUT being dressed up. Cut your hair.
Wait–when did Riff-Raff and Captain Caveman have buttspawn? I totally missed the birth announcement.
In the picture where he’s got the mike in his hand and everyone’s laughing… I can only assume he’s trying to claim that he’s straight.
G-A-Y. As in He-Man and Masters of the Universe gay.