As sexily-named reader Matt pointed out to me, NASCAR fans presently have the opportunity to vote on the "celebrity artwork" that they want to appear on the 2008 Daytona tickets, and I'd like to take the opportunity to throw my support behind the masterpiece shown here, drawn by the able hand of the Cleveland Browns' new quarterback, Brady Quinn. Just look at the way he stayed inside the lines. You can't teach that.
Or if you're not feeling Quinn's magic, Michael Strahan's thumbnailed image below is a masterpiece of American art. For a three-year-old. What the fuck is that, an amoeba on wheels? F