As sexily-named reader Matt pointed out to me, NASCAR fans presently have the opportunity to vote on the "celebrity artwork" that they want to appear on the 2008 Daytona tickets, and I'd like to take the opportunity to throw my support behind the masterpiece shown here, drawn by the able hand of the Cleveland Browns' new quarterback, Brady Quinn. Just look at the way he stayed inside the lines. You can't teach that.
Or if you're not feeling Quinn's magic, Michael Strahan's thumbnailed image below is a masterpiece of American art. For a three-year-old. What the fuck is that, an amoeba on wheels? F
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Barry Switzer seems to believe that VW Beatles race in the Daytona 500.
Nice rims
Why is it not even a little surprising that Brady is a Jeff Gordon fan?
Oh, and as a Raiders fan, I hate myself a little for having voted for Vernon Davis’ artwork (option 2).
Can we talk about pro wrestler Goldberg apparently possessing the soul of a three-year-old girl? Maybe he ate her.
Strahan’s wife took his artistic ability in the divorce.
Why are we even pretending that these football players are good at anything other than football? It like create your own football player, if you increase the speed you have to decrease toughness. Here Brady has increased gayness which decreases his crayon abilities.
Mookie Wilson has his cars going the wrong way. Dipshit.
Should we expect anything less from the crotch grabbing QB other than a nicely drawn rim job?
I thought gayness and crayon ability went hand and hand, at least thats what Tim Hardaway told me.
HERE COMES THE SHITMOBILE … brilliant!
I thought Leah Remini’s rose, sure to appeal to 9 yr old girls, covers the NASCAR demographic perfectly.
I really want to believe that half of these people saw Art School Confidential and loved it as much as I did…but I doubt it. NASCAR is an irony-free zone.
But all of the submissions look better than NASCAR’s “car of the future”.
Brady Quinn’s drawing is embarrassing, but look at that fancy signature! Clearly practiced. You can tell he spent his class time during his junior and senior seasons staring out the window, daydreaming about his future appearance on Dancing with the Stars, and writing “Mrs. Brady Quinn” over and over in his notebook.
@SK- how can you focus on mookie wilson’s drawing without wondering why mookie wilson was even involved in this whole thing.
Over-under on how long it would take before a Strahan divorce joke: 2 and a half comments. Whoever had the over, you win.
How has no one caught the Maddox reference yet? Kudos, WithLeather.
I don’t have any kids, but if I did, I’d probably be a much better artist than them, on account of that I’ve kind of already mastered that whole “motor skills” thing.
Maddox references make Manny happy.
I was going to say props to thebestpageintheuniverse.com
Wow. Kelly Ripa is sure creative.
yeah, kelly ripa’s is a masterpiece.
To be fair, drawing cars is difficult. Look at the myriad of soulless carbuncles on the road that were designed by professionals.
kurt busch drew robocop about to get decapitated from sitting on top of a tall bus passing under a low sign
if you look in the window carefully you can see brady quinn and his ‘petrified penis pal.’ Nice pick up, Cleveland. Only cost ya a first round pick next year
Tyrone is friggin horrified. Tyrone thinks Brady Quinn is a crackhead