My goodness that's a lot of polos and khakis.
Oh yeah, and cock-grabbing. Can't forget the cock-grabbing.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the next leader of the Cleveland Browns franchise. These pictures all come from Kissing Suzy Kolber, who — besides finding Brady Quinn's propensity for junk-grabbing — have also managed to dig up some unpleasant dirt on his platinum-blonde draft date. Perhaps the slide to #22 was justified after all.
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Mmmm khakis, oh I mean….ah damn it!
Maybe they were just playing gay chicken. The ‘mo in the middle is definitely all about it. He’s getting double teamed.
Brady’s doing it all backwards (no surprise)… FIRST you get the job – then the khakis – then the girl.
What the Fuck!
We didn’t have that handshake in my fraternity house.
no, no, no
You know this photo was preceded by a nervous, “Hey, guys, you know what would be really funny?”
I consider myself a Notre Dame fan and always came to Brady Quinn’s aid when my friends trash him.
So one part of me wants to say ‘there has to be some sort of reasonable explanation for this’ but I just can’t.
I’m forced to ask the obvious question here; when did pleated pants come back in style?
I can’t possibly dislike someone who wears a mustard costume so well.
oh man, the gifts keep on coming for the quinn haters.
that is gayer than gays having gay sex in a bathhouse during the early 80s.
I think pleated pants came back with the braided leather belt that Mr. Quinn is sporting.
I’d give him the benefit of the doubt and say they were just joking around except for
1)The dude in the yellow seems to be really enjoying it
2)Tucked in Polo shirts + khakis + 3 dudes on a blacony = not exactly straight
3)Brady Lite is going deep in the second picture
4)Seems to be a reoccurring theme
This seems kind of dressy for Midwest preppy fucktards; it’s more like NE or Long Island preppy fucktards.
I think this is a pic from one of his religon classes at Notre Dame…taught by a priest, no doubt… too soon?
There is an error here. Brady is not wearing Polo, he’s wearing Lacoste. I was in a frat.
Ok. The dude in the yellow shirt is freaking me out.
And, do straight boys really do this? And then photoraph it?
Finally, actual gay men would not just rest their flat hands against another man’s junk. There would be cupping to determine if it’s worth the effort.
OK I don’t know what the gays do. I do know that I’ve gone my whole life without coming in contact with another man’s penis. I really don’t consider that an accomplishment, more of a way of life. I’m willing to give Brady the benefit of the doubt on that first picture. Maybe the picture was taken immediately after an earthquake and everyone is trying to catch their balance.
The condiment picture really isn’t incriminating without some dude between them dressed as a wiener.
Wait there’s another Brady hand-cock picture. Yeah he’s flaming
Brady is so much bigger than all of the boys that he is touching.
Hardaway hates Brady Quinn, but is actually quite fond of Lindsay (Cum)Slinger.
I’m guess one of the got a UFIA in a later shot.
I am having a hard time comming to grips with these photos. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE, it is not even remotly funny.
That being said the kid in the middle has the “I dont know if that is going to fit in my mouth” face
while brady has the “Dont worry i can make it fit” face
George Michael Bluth, is that you?
Is he running for “Gayest Athlete Since Mike Piazza”?
a) Good call, Otto Man.
b) The other dudes pull the ol’ in-the-vicinity move while Quinn is sure to get right on the money. Problems with accuracy and locating his receiver, my ass! (Actually, not my ass at all. Stay away from my ass, Brady Quinn.)
c) Perhaps we have been giving CFB commentators too little credit. It seems that they may have been punning cleverly every time they noted Quinn “hooking up” with Jeff Samardzija. How Tom Hammond did so with a straight face is anyone’s guess.
d) Since the ketchup outfit appears to be homemade using a red muumuu-like thing, can we now associate Quinn with cross-dressers too?
e) There are so many goddamn great “Browns” jokes here. It’s staggering.
The one in the middle looks likes hes strangely enjoying it. Not the way Brady who’s having “we’re being wild!” fun, but more along the lines of “Yes, this is very nice, hehehe hissssss.” Can you say Future Rapist?
Heterosexual men don't do pose for photos with their hands over another man's crotch, unless they are gay-for-pay.
Wait… Brady's gay?