
Bolivian President Evo Morales is upset that FIFA has barred all international matches above 8,200 feet:
The president of Bolivia says he has the support of Argentina, Uruguay and Venezuela in a bid to overturn a FIFA ban on international soccer games played at high altitude . . . [t]hat would exclude much of Bolivia as well as parts of Ecuador, Peru, Colombia, Chile and Mexico.
So he sought the support of nations that would not even be effected by the ban? And he didn't seek the cooperation of the countries that would? That doesn't make any sense, unless, like me, he doesn't think South America is important enough to know which nation is which. Take that, geography snobs! The Bolivian citizens celebrated sport to show FIFA they mean business:
[S]tudents jumped rope, women danced and police cadets leaped through flaming hoops during celebrations of a high-altitude sport in the chilly Andean air. Joining the rally, the president ran a lap through the streets of La Paz, jumped on a trampoline and played pickup soccer against former members of Bolivia's national team.
Nothing exhibits your readiness to host an international competition like police cadets jumping through flaming hoops. Or maybe that displays the first stage dementia of altitude sickness. Whatever, it sounds like a vibrant culture wherever it is. -KD


O/T: Kevin, the Sox are gonna blow this fuckin game and get fuckin swept. I hate the Twins. Fuck them and the fucking Metrodome.
How much oxygen do you really need when you’re writhing on the ground in “pain”.
you can do anything on coke. Ask Maradona.
Funny. I love the Twins. Fuck the Sox.
hmmm, I smell a Police Academy 7 in the works, someone dig up Guttenberg and Michael Winslow
Weed, can you at least agree that the Metrodome is an abortion and it should be blown up?
Bolivia? Is that a real country? Weren’t they part of the former USSR?
i, for one, have long fantasized about visiting bolivia
I believe the correct phrase for anyone concerned with this ruling is:
Who gives a fuck?
hardawayhatesyou: abso-fucking-lutely, dude. Only 3 more years.
“Flaming Hoops: The John Amaechi Story”
“Bolivia? Is that a real country? Weren’t they part of the former USSR?”
That assumption might explain why the intern chose a picture of a blonde, blue-eyed St. Pauli Girl in an Alpine outfit for the image here, instead of a sultry, dark-haired South American.
lt. winslow: you could go with Tyson. He always thought he was going to “fade into bolivian”.
you have got to be kidding me. man, i love being a white sox fan. im gonna go home and put in my 2005 world series highlight dvd and forget that the david aardsma and mike mcdougal era ever happened.
I bet this ruling has something to do with Portugal.
Rumour has it that at 8200 ft, you can’t hear Cristiano Ronaldo cry. On the bright side, you can hear him gasping and wheezing for air.
And Aardsma walks in the winning run. On the plus side, I’ll be drunk before 5 PM. Otto Man – that’s a Swiss Miss, but if your desire for a Bolivian beauty must be fulfilled, please see [www.carnavalsf.com], or [www.la-razon.com].
KD – come on, you can do better than that – one quick image search found this:
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Holy Shit…what's at the bottom of the comment box??
COOL!
Well done, Dave. Those are the Bolivian beauties I would've expected.
Oh man, I'm going to
abuse overuseutilize this stuff.Why ambassador, with these new toys, you're really spoiling us.
Why 8200? Why not cut it off at a round number like 8000? At 8,199 ft. I can run a fucking marathon. But when you throw in that extra foot forget about it.
Yes, kudos to you Dave01. Kudos. The Chief is back now, so if you'll excuse me, I'll try to ascertain if those lovely ladies are truly Bolivian by poring over the pics for the next several hours.