05.31.07 AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS TO DIVORCE
NiShea Gilbert, the Nubian beauty you see here and the wife of Devil Rays rookie Elijah Dukes, has received a one-year protective order and filed for divorce from the outfielder, thus ending America's love affair with their love affair. And by "their love affair" I mean "death threat voice mails." But by America's love affair I genuinely mean love affair. As we close the books on this modern-day Camelot, let's look back — just one last time — on some of Elijah's sweet nothings to his bride:
"Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls——-. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N—–, all I know is, n—–, when I see your m—–f——- a– riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m—–f—— house."
Fare thee well, NiShea. I doubt you can find another handsome prince like Elijah or me, but I wish you luck nonetheless.
As for Dukes? He's just doing his thing, man. Besides cussing out reporters and getting a game-winning hit, he was also arrested this week for marijuana possession after a traffic stop. It is unclear whether he was on his way to NiShea's m—–f—— house at the time.
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AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS TO DIVORCE
Nishea looks like Popeye Jones without the ears.
…..dawg
Wow. I
dodon't wish her harm or anything, but that is one ugly broad. Does Elijiah know there are plenty of white women who will love him for the millionaire, wife-beating, .240 hitting sonofabitch he is?….dawg.
That's the same hair-do Rosie Odonnell's ape character had in Tarzan.
the only thing I can figure is she must give incredible head.
This wasn't going to end any other way when the marriage proposal came after she sued him for child support on the second kid.
What a sad sad story this is when we actually care about their relationship…
She'll plead the 'FIF'
Oh we don't?
:) nevermind then
It looks like he’s teaching it to read.
It looks like she combs her hair with a carameled apple.
Damn… Elijah Dukes drops more dawgs than Michael Vick
Looks like Elijah Dukes isn't getting enough credit for his work with retards.
Popeye? She looks like Olive Oyl, only black and with a touch of downs syndrome.
+1 weed. Yeah, that's easlily the ugliest player's wife I've ever seen
Weed and Timmy just killed it. KILLED IT.
Weed and Timmy - good mother—— comments
Dawgs
Turns out she is a dog. My apologies to Eijah for assuming dawg was a term of endearment.
Dukes is out his mind. I would never, in a million years, 'hit' that. Though he's pretty humane offering to kill any offspring that thing might have.
..dawg.
If only there were another suddenly-eligible ballplayer who likes his women to have that certain "she-male" look, Mrs. Dukes would be set.
I think the pot arrest was in January. I know that the caption to the St. Pete Times picture says 'this week' but then it refers to a January 15 incident. And honestly, would a guy on pot be this angry?
Who knew he was married to Fantasia from American Idol?
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