Something I had yet to realize until today was that the Browns' drafting of Brady Quinn puts Grady Sizemore's title of "Undisputed Sports Hunk of Cleveland" in question. Sizemore, the Indians centerfielder, has a well-known fan club called Grady's Ladies, but does he dance?
In an effort to resolve the issue, Cleveland.com has a tale of the tape to determine which pretty "rady" the city prefers. Which is where things get interesting. Sizemore seems to be a pretty average guy — he likes steak, his lone hobby is PlayStation 2, and his favorite show is "Sex and the City for Dipshits," also known as "Entourage." Quinn's a little more… let's be nice and call it "complex." He scores point for saying his favorite movie is Little Miss Sunshine, but when you look at some of his other favorites (TV show: "Grey's Anatomy" — nuff said), it's hard not to think he identifies most with the little girls competing in the beauty pageant.
And who can blame him? Who hasn't felt that lifelong pressure to be prettier than the other girls? My therapist says it's why I cut myself.
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Quinn looks like he’s in some fucked up scene from a nonexistent “Wedding Crashers 2″.
Maybe they should just settle it by wrestling…in KY.
As a former Clevelander, both are fags.
So “Entourage” inherited that title from “Mind of the Married Man”, right? As long as they keep showing Carla Gugino in short skirts and Jeremy Piven keeps acting insane, the show can be tolerated.
I wish Sizemore was gay. Then maybe he would get the HIV and stop hitting home runs against the White Sox.
Grady’s Ladies? Should be called something more along the lines of ‘fat chicks love super-sizemore’ and fries, and a cola, extra pickles and a black and white shake.
Does this mean that Quinn will have an all male group called “Bradie’s Maties”?
Fat chicks love super-sizemore?
nice.
I didn’t know Sizemore was sporting the jewfro.
Their new motto: We love it when Brady Quinn tucks it in!
On second thought I never new he was actually half black. Welcome my brotha!
Brady Quinn is shooting for a level of gay-ocity that a mere fruit like Grady Sizemore couldn’t even contemplate. Grady’ll need more than just Entourage to catch up.
i thought “sex and the city for dipshits” was called “sex and the city”
Adam- no you are thinking of “Coupling”
You will not speak ill of Grady Sizemore in this place!
Grady Sizemore looks like an American Idol reject.
Comparing Sex & the City to Entourage is like equating the bubonic plague to that one time I twisted my ankle. For starters, Entourage isn’t poisoning the mind of every single woman you know.
And you support Little Miss Sunshine? What is your major malfunction, Captain Caveman?
Isn’t Brady a member of ‘Grady’s Ladies’?
wow does quinn also enjoy dancing with the stars?
one of brady quinn’s hobbies is MYSPACE. lollerskates
I hope they team up to become America’s first super-gay sports couple and get their own TV show called “Grady and Brady’s Gay Adventure’s.” Isn’t it cute that their names rhyme?