Since my esteemed assistant editor spent yesterday searching for dirty pictures and drinking on the job, With Leather is now officially the last sports blog to report on this noble charity event held by USC, which raised money for something or other.  Amputees, maybe.  You should read the whole account over at the exclusive report over at BeatSC.com — there's Will Ferrell in a Speedo! — me, I'm just here to reproduce the sexy pictures.

I'm not sure if I believe the Song Girls' magnanimity here.  If they really wanted to do some charity work they could go out with me.  It's been years since I've touched a woman.  Well, without paying.  Or getting arrested.