I can't say I've ever watched a minute of the Scottish Premier League on television (still waiting for that ESPN deal), but this is worth your 39 seconds.  In this clip, Kilmarnock's Alan Combe makes an excellent diving save against Aberdeen, then he makes a strong case for why, exactly, soccer players aren't supposed to use their hands.

Kilmarnock… is that a scotch?  I swear I've tried it before.  Oh man, now I want a drink.  I haven't had one since lunch.

(Seen on The Offside)