Extra!  Extra!  LG hosts National Text Messaging Championship!  Calling all idiots, bored people, and teenagers with total disregard for the apostrophe!  This may be your final opportunity to be rewarded for having the grammar skills of toddlers with Downs Syndrome!  REPEAT: last chance to capitalize on stunted learning and horrendous misuse of English!

…Well, unless you want to someday become an ESPN sportscaster. 

(Thanks to Christmas Ape of Kissing Suzy Kolber)