04.30.07 RON ARTEST IS EXONERATED
Remember that whole thing abou Ron Artest neglecting his Great Dane? As it turns out, the district attorney neglecting his Great Dane? As it turns out, the district attorney won't even file charges against him.
Tests at the vet revealed that the dog had an unknown bone infection in one of its legs which most likely led to the weight loss and loss of appetite. It also turns out that, contrary to popular belief, Artest had in fact hired two people to look after his Great Dane (Socks) while he was out of town.
So I guess we all owe Ron-Ron an apology for making all those jokes before the entire story came to light. We have a tendency to get carried away and condemn people for things just because police are "investigating." And by we I mean I. But let's not go pointing fingers; that's such an ugly thing to do, especially when those fingers are pointed at me. Unless you're saying "Hey, look at that hot dude." Then point away, baby, because looking is free.
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RON ARTEST IS EXONERATED
I think he’s still on the hook for some domestic abuse, so Ron-Ron has bigger things to worry about right now.
Wait Ron Artest’s Great Dane is named after Hilary Clinton’s cat? That doesn’t seem right.
Artest. It rhymes with “arrest”.
I guess starting a “feed your dog” chant when the Kings visited the Nets was the wrong thing to do, huh?
Why is Ron in a pool surrounded by all men?
You mean, why is Ron in a pool WITH EMMIT SMITH holding what seems to be a condom, surrounded by all men? No fucking idea, but it makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
“Unknown bone infection”
Doesn’t Ron Mexico have one of those?
If we can put aside the jocularity for a moment, let’s focus some positivity on the dog. Stay up, Socks.
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