Peyton Manning and Tom Brady had a romantic evening of sushi and sake a day after the star quarterbacks both caught the Red Sox home opener, with Manning picking up the tab on his (surprise!) Mastercard. In fact, The Track has a creepily detailed account of the night.
The big boys, we’re told, chowed down on black cod with miso, toro tartare, hamachi with elephant garlic and lots and lots of Kobe beef maki. Which isn’t so surprising since good ol’ boy Peyton doesn’t seem like a raw fish kinda guy – unlike Tom, the Cali-bred, supermodel-dating metrosexual!… The Japanese spread was all washed down with many shots of Otokoyama Daiginjo saki [sic]…
Um, hello? Can't a fan get some details? Do we not get a report on the size of their bowel movements afterwards? Was there no intense love-making? And here I was, thinking that Boston sports stars lived under a microscope.
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That’s the freakiest photoshop I’ve ever seen.
That photoshopping is absolutely inspired. Tom even makes a pretty girl!
No. No he actually doesn’t make a pretty girl.
Manning is doubtful for the 2007 season (pregnant).
twoeightnine: who’s the other guy in the picture?
This was a great move by Dreamboat – get Peyton all liquored up and pretty soon Peyton will be wondering why he missed his period the last two months.
I think it’s safe to say that the Colts playoff picture is a lot bleeker with Peyton Manning carrying the Dreamboat’s love child.
The Indianapolis Colts QB, who was in Boston doing his Reebok spokesjock thang, spent nearly two hours talking trash with Tom and Pats special teams titan Larry Izzo.
I really hope that my interview with The Track didn’t feature writing like that.
Sorry, Matt, but there was no intense love-making to report. I have it on a good authority that Tom was making his move on Peyton back at his crib, but it ended suddenly when Peyton began weeping continuously. Rumors are swirling that Peyton felt very guilty for cheating on Kenny. Better luck next time, Tommy!
whoa whoa whoa, I’ve watched Oz a lot and there is no way, NO WAY, Dreamboat would ever “chow down on black cod”…especially voluntarily.
True, he likes to take it in his mouth slowly and get the full flavor.
The only thing Tom Brady will ever slowly take into his mouth and enjoy the full flavor of is 1,000 year old scotch made from the sweat of Zeus, obviously fermented and served out of Giseles nipples.
no, after GHB, no