PERUVIAN SOCCER PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
04.12.07
So, last month the Peruvian national soccer team traveled to Japan for a friendly, and now the coach, Julio Cesar Uribe, is being fined for going to a disco after the game. Or, more correctly, lying about not going to a disco. Follow?
We were not bothered about Uribe going to a disco after the Japan game, what annoyed us was that he denied it," said Peruvian Football Federation director Juvenal Silva. "For this reason, we have decided to financially punish Uribe by cutting his salary by 30 percent for one month."
Okay, so lying about your nighttime activities is a punishable offense. I guess that makes sense. So it's okay for him to go to the disco, right?
[Silva] added that the federation were also investigating reports Uribe had visited the disco in the days before the game. "If it is proved that he went out before the friendly match, he will be fired," Silva warned.
Whoa, slow down there, Reverend Moore. Did the '80s teach us nothing, if not our right to dance? The '80s were, after all, the decade that had Peru's last World Cup appearance, so maybe it's time they dusted off the Kenny Loggins.

What I learned from the 80s is that we can dance if we want to even if we leave your friends behind. Because your friends do not dance. And if they do not dance, well, then they are not friends of mine.
Everyone look at their pants?
Can they do that? Dock his pay or fire him. Damn the guy probably needed to chill out after coaching a tough soccer game. What’s the big deal. The last time, I checked Peru wasn’t a communist nation.