Michael Strahan has a tell-all book about his NFL experience that will be released in August, and Page Six has a disturbing excerpt today:
"You want to be an NFL star? [Editor's note: Yeah, kinda.] You want to stand in my shoes?," the Giants' defensive end writes in "Inside the Helmet," out this August from Gotham Books. "Let's say one day I came to you and offered you a million dollars to let me take a huge hunting knife and wear down the blade until it was rusty and really dull. Then, when it's really dull and nasty, I would stick it into a pit of burning coals until the blade was white-hot. Finally, I would pull that sucker out of the flames and stab you over and over and over again. Take that blade and stab you in the ankles, your feet and your wrists. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it when it's sunk deep into your knees or shoulders… That is the reality of my NFL."
Um. Wow. Rage issues much? Anyone else think he might have written this in the middle of his divorce?
Full disclosure: Strahan and I are both represented by the same literary agent. Not that that really matters until I finish my goddam book proposal, but whatever. You should definitely buy Strahan's book when it comes out.
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It’s probably something like what he goes through when he visits the dentist..
OJ Simpson agree’s with all this
“Take that blade and stab you in the front teeth. Not just stick it in but turn that rusty old knife and twist it until theres a big ass gap.” Fixed.
I like to think Strahan wrote that paragraph on the flight home after “The Jay Feeley Game” here at Qwest Field, instead. I’m sure he wanted to stab Jay in the ankle with a rusty, white-hot knife after that debacle!
Is Strahan going to take you out to some gay bars too?
I wonder whose dick created the gap in his teeth.
Wow, what imagery. Get him started on the great American novel, posthaste! Can you also tell us what its like to have Favre fall down in front of you just so you can have the sack record? Is that more like a spoon getting dulled down over and over until you can barely eat Count Chocula with it?
Sounds like someone needs to coach a collegiate girls hockey team and just relax…with naked 18 year olds
Devang- Michael has something to put in you, something to put in you, down at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Hail, was Favre ass-up for that sack? Because if he was, he’s lucky getting sacked was all he got.
And what the fuck? David Wells and a guy from Bon Jovi??
“You want to stand in my shoes?”…………..Why Mike, is your wife selling those too?
Does Strahan really have that much time on his hands. Does he even now how long it takes to wear down a hunting knife? I bet he also thinks iron oxide grows on trees.
That’s one disturbed ghost writer.