Hey, the NFL draft happened!  Woooo!  JaMarcus went #1!  Joe Thomas fished!  Brady Quinn sucks!  And needs Retin-A!  Randy Moss to the Patriots!  Darrell Jackson to the division-rival 49ers!  So many exclamation points!

Of course, the lasting memory of this draft will be the uncomfortable awkwardness of Brady Quinn's precipitous fall to #22, where the Browns finally grabbed him after passing on him to get Thomas at #3.  More simply put, in the newest song from BradyFan83, "That Brady Is a Chump."