04.30.07 JOHN WENDLING MIGHT BLOCK A FIELD GOAL
John Wendling, the former Wyoming safety who was drafted by the Bills this weekend, is six-foot-one and 222 pounds. And judging by this video, he's moderately athletic — that's a 66-inch hurdle he leaps with a three-step approach. I'm no mathemascientist, but that's kinda ridiculous. He probably spent college boning cheerleaders that weren't as tall as that hurdle. Or maybe he was jumping over them for practice. Or jumping between boning sessions.
In conclusion, the movie White Men Can't Jump wasn't nearly as good as anybody said it was.
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JOHN WENDLING MIGHT BLOCK A FIELD GOAL
BEST DRAFT EVA
That’s nothing, the cumslinger has a 66ft reach
We also picked CJ Ah You who could end up with the coolest jersey ever if he makes the team.
Holy poop.
He’s like a cat.
289 I loved the first 2 picks and the safety but wtf with picking a qb 3rd and then ANOTHER rb 4th?
I mean, err…Michael Vick has herpes!
Value pick on both of them. Edwards wasn’t expected to be there and you really don’t want Craig Nall as your back up. Wright is a beast and was going to be the their pick if Lynch was gone. They’re looking at them as a Thunder and Lightning combination.
Good thing the Dolphins are gonna suck, because even with Jumpy McJumperson here, the Bills have no chance of finishing ahead of New England or NY.
I guess I understand taking a qb to get Nall out of the 2 slot but a 3rd round pick? I bet Edwards would have been there for a 4th pick- this team has a lot of holes and would rather not see them blow picks on qb’s when we have 2.
errr….I mean you better get that Barbaro/Torre headstone composite photo ready 289 if they keep chasing the D-rays…
Coy Wire is not impressed.
Jesus Christmas–somebody said “White Men Can’t Jump” was good?
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