Michael Strahan's ex-wife Jean continues to be an absolutely terrible human being, selling off her husband's former belongings on the cheap at a garage sale held at her (formerly their) $3.6 million mansion.
Diehard Giants fan and Montclair resident Jamal Callaway walked away with two televisions, with 32- and 20-inch screens, for $100. "I get to cheer for Mike on his TV," Callaway told The Star-Ledger of Newark. When asked if the televisions were flat screens, he replied: "She's not that mad at him."
The hell she isn't. Another one of the items for sale was a "a set of cassette tapes on how to make relationships succeed." Seriously. What kind of demon hell-spawn is this woman? That's something she included just to make news stories.
At least, I hope so. Because those videos are obviously only good for a prank when you want people to break up. I'd rather buy a "Build a Championship NBA Team" video from Kevin McHale. Or take drug lessons from Pete Doherty. Those are more likely methods of success.
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How does selling his stuff at a garage sale make her a bitch? They got divorced a while ago – if his stuff’s still there he probably doesn’t want it. Might as well get rid of it.
I think now you’re just picking on her.
I hope that side dish was worth it, Michael.
And Red, I think the point is that she obviously didnt buy that shit, so why should she make money when she sells it? She’s already raking him over the coals because of the lack of a pre-nup (his fault, totally).
HALF! I’LL TAKE HALF HIS SHIT!
“I think now you’re just picking on her.”
Oh, am I being mean? Picking on someone? Golly gee, I’m sorry if I hurt your friend Jean’s feelings, Mr. Red.
OK, first of all the “picking on her line” was meant is jest. But the point I was trying to make (obvioiusly not well) is that even though she’s been a bitch in the past – not that Strahan wasn’t asking for it – the garage sale doesn’t seem like a big deal. So she’s selling the stuff he left behind (and she now owns)? It’s not like she sold the tv’s for a buck each just to spite him. Oh, and it’s Ms. Red, thanks.
LOL…..”Oh, and it’s Ms. Red, thanks”……it all makes perfect sense now.
She sold his old jerseys, equipment and memorabilia for next to nothing. She got $15 million in the divorce. It’s completely out of spite.
I heard Michael was there, picking through everything in hopes of finding the seven years of his life Jean took from him.
So what everyone else is saying, Miss Red, is that I’m right.
OH YEAH! Feast on my celebratory hip thrusts!
“I know OJ shouldnt of killed her…….but I understand”
Are you kidding? You are not right – look at your sample group. And hardawayhatesyou, it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m female. I say if your spouse (male of female) cheats on you, you are perfectly allowed to torture them as mercilessly as possible for as long as possible.
Matt, can we start a pool on how many times Red has been cheated on? I could use the scratch.
I dont know…what about the rule that says that if you’re a super mega bitch like the form Mrs. Strahan, that you deserve everything you’ve got comming to you (except the millions in the divorce)? Because if I had been Mike, I would have ripped a limb off and beat her with it years ago…and I’m a Jets fan.
I think everyone here knows the difference between a civil breakup and a hostile one.
Civil: “I just took $15 million I didn’t work a day for from you, so yes, feel free to keep your stuff here until you find A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.”
Hostile: “I’m selling yo’ shit, and then I’m gonna blow Coach Coughlin while Tiki films it for his new talk show.”
In short, she’s a bit vindictive. Baby, you’re in the endzone and the whole world knows it. Just hand the ball to the ref and stop dancing.