With Leather reader Matthew — hey, that's like my name! Except fancier — sent in this video of a terrifying child who was in a martial arts competition back when ESPN 2 was "espn2" (because it was edgy, you see.) And if you're one of those people who like children, think again. Because these things are godless killing machines.
Thankfully, this child (now 16) is not stockpiling weapons in a bunker. Quite the opposite: he's an actor now. With fruity-lookin' curls and everything. He was even on "The O.C.," although you wouldn't recognize him because he was only on during the fourth season that no one watched. Not that I ever watched, of course. And I definitely don't own the first two seasons on DVD, even if it would, in theory, be a good way to get stills of Rachel Bilson when she was still curvy.


Yea, man. I been scared of this kid for quite a while. It’s like the psycho soccer mom from the other day can’t hold a candle to this kid’s dad, who shot HGH right into this kid’s left ass cheek about three seconds before he came on stage.
I always wondered where Eric Byrnes came from.
This is a little too hitler-youthy for my tastes: the yelling, the blond hair, the obvious plan for world domination with the Japanese tie-in. No. Thank. You.
Yes, but can he compete in combat wood?
That kid scares me more than carneys….
It reminds me of The Anchorman when Burgandy’s boss keeps getting calls from the school and has to convince his kid to put the gun down.
Wow. Johnny’s son might be quicker than his dad. Sweep the leg, kiddo!
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So what’s the difference between karate kid twirling his stick and the fruity guy in our marching band twirling a baton? Is it the yelling?
And please note that one of the pics on this guy’s imdb page includes him twirling a butterfly knife. We get it, dude, you’re crazy. Stop trying so hard.
He’s also wearing a Abercrombie tee while twirling the knife. Cause he’s crazy, but hip.
I could kick his ass; all I need is Bugs Bunny’s Popsicle stick.