With the Wizards' season all but ended, DC Sports Bog's Dan Steinberg has turned his investigative lens to Caron Butler's habit of chewing straws (video above).
[W]hile talking to Butler, we unveiled our wares: about 10 straws, collected from a variety of local eateries. We had hoped he might sample them. But we underestimated his palate. I quickly felt like a heel, like I had just offered Robert Parker a chilled bottle of Corbett Canyon.
"I did all these before," he said, clearly bored. "This is a McDonald's straw," he continued, seizing the one McDonald's straw in our collection and pocketing it. There were no markings on the wrapper, no colors, nothing to suggest McDonald's. It was remarkable. He's a straw savant.
Not to be all Mr. Media Analyzer here, but these kinds of interviews are precisely why bloggers represent a sea change in media. The Wizards don't stand a chance in this series, so Agent Steinz can either (a) seek out "We still got a chance" quotes for a rote story, or (b) go in-depth on a player's unusual habit. It keeps the subject of sports fun and interesting, even when the outcome is already determined. I'd do the same thing, if I could just afford to leave my parents' basement.


Somebody needs to introduce Caron to Jack In The Box. Hands down the best straws available.
man that was great reporting. (in all seriousness)
I heard Amaechi is going to attempt a comeback with the Wizards.
Hardaway hates straws….
Hey Butler you’re an ass. The other day, before I headed to a job interview, I ordered a #2 at McDonald’s and when I was waiting in line behind your wife at the condiment station. She shoved all of the straws into her purse and ran out. I had to drink my Hi-C without a straw and I spilled some of my shirt. I didn’t get the job.
I guess you never stopped to think how your ravenous straw consumption affects the little guy.
Caron’s wife stole a bunch of straws from me after my services were rendered. I figured it was just for cocaine. Now I know. And knowing is half-the-battle.
Bud, there aren’t any Jack In the Box locations within several hundred miles of DC (yet we still have to watch those fucking commercials). I guess he only gets those on the road trips.
MACdonalds needs to hook him up with a case of straws.
Caron really loves the big…thick…juicy straws. Something tells me prison had a drastic effect on him.