SPORTSbyBROOKS points out that super-wealthy dude/toupee-wearer Stan Kroenke, who (with the help of marrying into Wal-Mart money) owns the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalance, the MLS's Colorado Rapids, and part of the St. Louis Rams, has designs of becoming the majority owner of Arsenal Football Club in the English Premier League.
What does this mean for American fans? Well, in a word: nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing at all, and I just wasted both your time and mine. But it's 85 degrees and sunny, and I don't get to go outside until I'm done with my daily quota of posts.
Eh, at least the picture isn't a total loss. And those chicks are totally right. The only Chelsea fan I know is Unsilent Majority, and — depending on your classification of post-op tranny — he's never dated a real woman. QED.
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yes, yes, probably
No, no, Hardaway. It’s: “Missionary, Missionary, Doggie Style”.
See, I get what youre saying, but I prefer doggy to all other positions. As you can tell by my avatar, Im an ass man.
i had no idea hardaway, no idea whatsoever.
Even though I am a L’pool fan I would definitely ask these girls to convert me…
So I guess UM didn’t design those shirts then. They’re totally his style.
EVERYBODY NAMED MATT IS GAY!
oh and…NO! NO! NO!
(alright, number 1 was just the anger talking)
Awww, someone upset UM.
Unless of course you are me. I don’t know a damned thing about soccer. But my brother and I each picked an EPL team this year and have been following them. I won’t say religiously becuz I have no idea how they are doing. But dammit they are my team and I will not sit idly and have them relegated to meaninglessness in your blog. Now had you bagged on Liverpool I would’ve been right there with you. those Liverpoolian douche bags can all rot. So can Chelsea and Man U and Man City and all of the other teams that I don’t know anything about. But Arsenal…you have touched a sore subject cuz I bleed Gunner Red. I am a gooner through and through and have the long sleeved T-shirt shipped across the pond to prove it. It’s Red with a little cannon on it that I beleive is their logo. Long live Arsene Wenger! (Wenger? Wanger? I always forget) Long live Thierry Henry! Long live Emirates Stadium! And Long live Arsenal!