Sexy spokesperson and failed tennis player Anna Kournikova got served in Miami, and not in the good way like at most restaurants.
Kournikova probably wished she'd bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, "That dog should be on a [bleep]ing leash!" The surfer snapped back, "Maybe you should be on a [bleep]ing leash!"
Oh snap. Kournikova reportedly failed to make the correct comeback, which is "Maybe YOUR MOM should be on a fucking leash!"
But seriously, I'd like to have Anna on a leash. Or maybe a heavy chain around her neck, like how Jabba the Hutt had Princess Leia in the last Star Wars movie. And if Anna wore the metal bikini, all the better. In conclusion, "your mom" jokes are always acceptable comebacks.
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YOUR MOM is always an acceptable comeback!
How’m I doing?
Pull those bottoms down a little bit more and I could see what she had for breakfast.
yo mommas so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! Zing!…no? not funny? I know…..
c’mon matt..should have used that photo of her checking out the sand down stairs…
I miss Anna…when is her Playboy spread due?? or her “stolen” homemade porn tape? isn’t that how wash-up pseudo celebs get back in the news?
uh, yeah… unless there is a big fucking hurricane out in the atlantic, there is no such thing as “surfable waves” on Miami Beach, just a handful of gigantic tools on surfboards trying to look cool.
truer words have never been spoken LT…especially in broward and palm beach county
You mean like the huge storm this week that gave the entire east coast swell (Miami Beach included)?
[www.surfline.com]
yo mommas so fat when she fell over and broke her leg, gravy poured out. hey-oh!
BBBB – Your MOM’S a huge swell! Ohhhhhhhh!!!
“All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.”
Sounds like Carl Spackler: “C’mon, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect.”
In Russia your mother jokes about you!
Ufford, she’s a Russian dissident, even if she wound up chained to your radiator it’d be better than winding up in a cossack. And if she asks why she needs to be naked all the time, just tell her you’re a member of the secret police, she’ll pipe down.
BBBB, yeah kinda like that
Anna Kournikova is to Colecovision as Maria Sharapova is to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Sure, you were on Coleco thinking it was hot and amazing, but then the NES steps in and you can just never look at “Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel’s Castle” the same way again. (I mean, sure, you’d still play for hours on end, but it just isn’t the same…)
Amen, Hail.
Kournikova’s way too skinny nowadays anyways. But you gotta love the way she played Sergei Fedorov and Pavel Bure off of one another.
What? KOURNIKOVA is too skinny? Sharapova is like 6-2, 120.
Kournikova > Sharapova.
At least Sharapova has some talent.