Word on the street is that new Chicago Bears safety Adam Archuleta spent last weekend at the Palms in Las Vegas. And, being the heads-up player that he is, he brought along his girlfriend, Jennifer Walcott.
Walcott, for those of you who masturbate without the use of pictures, is a former Playboy Playmate who enjoys astrology, pilates, holistic medicine, and "sex with [her] man," according to her MySpace page. So, considering he went to Arizona State, I'm guessing they don't spend their Friday nights discussing Kierkegaard or playing Scrabble. Which is a good thing, because these picture are far more enjoyable.
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Based on those funbags, I can see why he looks like he hasn’t slept in a week.
I love having Redskins fans as friends. The mere mention of the name Adam Archuleta is guaranteed to make blood start boiling. Hahaha
She is fuckin gorgeous. Look at that stomach! Also, I believe that is Reggie Theus in the banner pic.
is that kirk hinrich in the background of pick #4? I didn’t think that he was allowed out in public…
I guess heaven’s easier to get into than Arizona State.
on further examination of pic #4…white dress!!
Enjoy your money you useless piece of garbage!
289…project for you: white dress, pic #4…get to work
That’s nice gold chain Adam’s sporting on his clearly waxed chest. And by nice, I mean EW, EW, EW. As for dresses in the background…that yellow one actually scares me.
I want to wash my nuts on that stomach.
there’s a yellow one? my eyes cant get past the ass of the white one
Walcott was the August playmate for some year. Since I was born in that glorious month, I considered it a birthday present.
putt, putt, putt…motorboat.
eric mangini is not impressed with walcotts breastests
Is that a direct descendant of Billy dee Williams sporting a power ‘stache? My god, he looks like the Puerto Rican Goose.
Is that Rob Schneider’s Asian twin in the background of pic #5?
SDfV, what? Are you telling me to go and get some? Because she’s slightly below me.
Photo #4: Kirk Hinrich? Is that you?
Steve DeBerg said the same thing Billy. She and I have the same belt
slightly below you? good, do you mind if went from the other side?
was adam sucking on a butter popsicle before they took the banner photo?
@Steve: I’m guessing he looks like that because of the many times he slams his head into things and other large human beings.
ryan…i was speaking of his yellow ass teeth, but thanks for enlightening me as to what exactly they do on those there fields of football
@Steve: I wasn’t even talking about football. I just figured a douche like Archuleta would slam himself into things for fun.
oh, you mean like every branch of the ugly tree?
Guys, that definitely is Hinrich….which leads me to believe that this was in Chicago last weekend….not Vegas.