I'm not quite sure what the point of a European dunk contest would be. Maybe all the players bring a hot chick onto the court. That's the only thing that might make sense to me, because this guy doesn't even come close to pulling off his dunk. He doesn't even come close to close.
Really? The judges gave him 3s? What's a guy gotta do to get a zero? Because on a scale of 1 to Dwight Howard, this is an F-minus.
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Are you kidding me? I’d give him a 10 for the perfect pickup line. You know he took her out afterwards because he was “sorry” and then put it in her ass.
That’s got to be the most difficult way to try to get a chick to put your dick in her mouth.
Woody Harrelson is rolling in his grave. Woody Harrelson is dead, right?
I like the judge who was looking for the negative number.
most telling is how nonchalantly the announcers call that abortion of a play. If I spoke fruity-European speak, i presume it translate something like this:
Guy 1: And so the 5’9 white guy was unable to jump over that hot piece of tail and collides into her in spectacular fashion.
Guy 2: Yes. Yes he did.
Classic balls on your chin moment
Those weren’t scores, they were counting how many teeth he knocked out.
no charge, her feet were moving
I’ve got more air in my farts than he did on that dunk.
He stole it from Ron Artest, how unoriginal, she ain’t even bleeding, there’s obviously shit left to be smacked out of that.
I don’t think he understands how to jump over something. He might want to open his legs a little. He also might want to not soil jersey #23 like that.
I think they were trying to guess how many parts of his package landed on her face — just the balls, or the whole gang.
He might want to open his legs a little? Or she?
I never knew hip checks to the face were legal in basketball