Former Hollywood madam Jody Gibson's tell-all book naming Tommy Lasorda as a client just won't go away. I'll spare you the details of Lasorda's thing for lesbians and blowjobs (very cool things, yes, but I don't want to hear about Lasorda's experience with them), so let's just skip to the denials:

Lasorda's lawyer, Tony Cappazola, [said,] "He's very upset. It's a slimy book so full of inaccuracies. For instance, she says she called Tommy back on his cellphone and he didn't even have a cellphone… She's an over-the-hill, desperate hooker attempting to make a buck," said the lawyer, who scoffed at Gibson's claim that Lasorda paid $1,500 in cash. "You know Lasorda. He wouldn't buy lunch," Cappazola said.

Ah, desperate hookers. The best kind. So easy to haggle with.