THE ONLY NCAA POOL WORTH PLAYING
03.12.07
I've gotten approximately 700 invitations to fill out brackets to compete against all sorts of Internet strangers. Most of them are only "for pride," which is complete bullshit. I don't have, want, or need pride. The only things I need in life are booze and cash. I can take care of the rest.
That's why I'm filling out brackets for two — and only two — pools. One is something NBX is putting together for sports bloggers, and there's a keg of beer on the line. The other is PicksPal.com. Excuse me if I'm whoring here, but this game is free to play, and the prizes kick ass: 64 iPod Shuffles, 32 Nintendo DS's, 16 Slingboxes, 8 PS3's, 4 HDTVs, and two Mini Coopers. What I like about this is that the grand prize — the Mini — goes not just to the overall points winner, but to whomever signed that person up. So sign up through With Leather, and you and me can sell our tiny freak-cars and make it rain at the strip club of our choosing.
Oh, and all the other prizes only require a minimum of skill: you only need to guess one winner right per round in order to have a chance to win one of the other prizes randomly, and whoever signed up the random winner also gets the prize. So for all you knowledgeable people bitching about the secretary winning the office pool, this is the pool to play. You can even benefit from the secretary kicking your ass.
NOTE: This image is just a fun graphic. Alas, there shall be no WL tournament.
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You’re not only a whore, you’re a tease who is holding back the hose picture.
yes, yes, yes, yes, no but the goat- maybe
All 4 of those girls and the goat have just become pregnant by brady picture in that bracket.
There are four open slots for pictures and your female readers ONLY get Dreamboat. That’s just inconsiderate.
marc, don’t forget about the goat, too.
The Spain Train sure does love her belly-hiding dresses, doesn’t she?
Brady’s stare just got me pregnant.
Is it just me but does the Spain Train’s friend have the saggy breasts of a 50 year old? They are hangin’ kinda low.
Where can I find a hi-res pic of Dreamboat holding that goat? As a man who is into both Dreamboat and into goats, this is something like a dream come true. The best of both worlds, as it were.
jimmy I mentioned the goat.
I hope your picture means you are cooking up a sexy Withleather NCAA tournament where hot chicks will be place against hot chicks and the winner will be decided by the readers who will judge between the girls (with you providing the websites of said hot chicks).
By the way, what is that supposed to be in the graphic? Is it a breast? An olive? An ovum with a target trying to lure Dreamboat’s clearly active swimmers?
from top left, going clockwise–oh my god yes, yes, yes (even tho i detest her personality), no to brady, no to the goat, of course.
marc, sorry. it’s monday. and i want to picture brady violating a goat instead of supermodels and actresses, helps me feel a little better about myself. please excuse.
You should read the fine print, you get a pre paid lease for two years on a mini cooper. Maybe you can rain quarters