Any regular With Leather reader knows that the Netherlands is a special place: sex shows, legalized prostitution, hash bars. It's a shining beacon of sexiness in a world full of fatties. Unfortunately, there's a revolting footnote to the relaxed attitude towards sex: nude gyms.

A dozen middle-age and elderly men were game enough for a Dutch gym's invitation to work out nude… "We already had naked swimming … but a gym, that's unique," said one white-haired bespectacled man… "It's spectacular!" he said, as he pedaled away.

Wait for it… THERE. There goes my lunch. All I had to do was picture an old man nude on a public gym's stationary bike. There just isn't enough bleach in the world to make that okay.

No women showed up for "Naked Sunday," even though eight were among the 100 people who had signed up.

…making it only slightly more popular than "Rape Saturday." Color me surprised.