Steve Spurrier will finally be rewarded for the Gamecocks' Liberty Bowl victory over the University of Houston when he gets a backseat ride in one of our nations intruments of death tomorrow.

South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier will get in an F-16 at McEntire Joint National Guard Base on Thursday and take to the skies… Orientation and familiarization flights are authorized by the Air Force for distinguished community leaders.

New motto: "South Carolina… where Steve Spurrier is a distinguished community leader!"

Bonus points go the first Air Force pilot who says, "Spurrier, I'm sorry about Garcia. [pained pause] Everybody liked him."