I had this video all set to rock your world first thing this morning, but then Mr. Early Bird went and stole my thunder. Nevertheless, it's a good one: the Cavs' Scot Pollard makes the most of his few seconds of camera time whilst rocking street clothes on the bench.

Apparently the Cavs are in full damage-control mode, with the issuing of apologies and "handling the matter" and suchlike. Seems the only way teams know how to handle righteous indignation is by furiously backpedaling.

And they're right, too. Pollard's message is the wrong one to send to our nation's youth. He should have said, "Hey kids, do drugs, but try to limit it to experimental drinking and pot-smoking until you're old enough to sample the hard shit." And something about safe sex would have been nice, too, but I guess he only had a couple seconds on-screen to instruct our children how to act.