03.12.07 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: TOURNEY TIME!

"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.

• A Joakim Noah critique on Lion in Oil.  I love Vern Lundquist, well I don't love him, but, compared to Billy Packer, he is a god.  Of course, some insects are gods when compared with Packer.
• Bubblicious teams lose their flavor in Mid Major Hoops' mouth.  This is how it should have gone down.  Seriously, was anyone talking about Stanford before Saturday?
• Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician takes it hard.  That guy should be careful, that's how Harry Houdini died you know.
• It's very difficult to find a bookie with action on the N.I.T.  Didn't Hofstra used to be called the "Flying Dutchmen"?  This presents an interesting theological quandry - what happens when a Demon encounters a Deadly Sin?
• Jerry Carino thinks Niagra was disrespected.  The play-in game is stupid.  It's like the token dance before the Prom night lay, except she's saving herself for marriage.  They should call it the cock-tease game.
• Yup, that's Dudley Moore.  I know he's not sexy (unlike me), but he was a hilarious drunk (like me).  This is sexy, if you forget that Bo Derek is like 50 now.         

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