SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SEXY BOWLING!

"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.

• Yao Ming hysteria in The Fan's Attic.  If Shane Battier can garner a Chinese shoe contract, maybe I can get a Chinese keyboard endorsement deal.  "Be the first in your province to own share the KD-typepad with all 47,035 characters!"
• Rock Chalk Jayhawk gets tossed on Lion in Oil.  It's only a matter of time before PETA petitions for removal of animal mascots because it demeans their character.
• Know your Bowlers.  If you're going to Jamaica to attend the Cricket World Cup, might I suggest this resort.  However, be careful you don't lose any appendages.
• Cubs' fans must listen to HOF griping for at least one more year.  It's a good thing the Dodgers moved, because I fear some Brooklynites would arrange a slumber with the fishes for the Veterans' Committee to avenge Gil Hodges.
• Know your Bowlers II.  Meet me in Smyrna – you buy the beers, and I'll pay for the frames.  If you're just in it for the fashion, stay out of my lane.  Unless you're Petra Nemcova.  

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