I meant to get this video up at the beginning of the week, but then I got caught up in my usual routine of not caring about college basketball, and I totally forgot about it.
This is Duke's wily point guard/absolute pussy Greg Paulus — last seen getting teabagged by Deron Washington — taking a nasty charge in the Blue Devils' first-round loss to VCU last week. Not exactly timely, I know, but certainly deserving of your time.
Sorry, Duke fans. I promise to leave alone your higher institute of learning for the privileged for a while. At least until the next rape allegations surface. Or, as they call it in Durham, "tomorrow."
(Thanks to the Postmen for reminding me about this.)
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According to every officiating manual I’ve ever read (which would be several), that should be a technical foul for flopping. Oh, and Paulus isn’t given the douchebaggery status he really deserves because the team sucks so bad. If they were good, people would hate him a whole lot more, like he deserves.
That was brutal.
Sincerely,
Soccer players
Strangely, while I have not an ounce of love for Duke’s basketball program, I am a huge fan of their men’s lacrosse team. Because I hate women. For they ruin everything, you see.
Dwyane Wade will shoot a one and one.
I didn’t know Paulus was an Italian last name.
Hilarious…22 wins and a #6 seed in the Big Dance means your team “sucks.” I can understand picking a team to hate, but comments like that just make you sound ignorant.
Love using completely disproved (and dropped) charges from a soon-to-be-disbarred DA as your second piece of evidence, too.
hey, we’re not all privileged.
we’re just smarter than you.
:)
Haha Michael. Duke certainly should not have been a 6 seed in the first place. And maybe if 90% of sportswriters didn’t fellate Duke every chance they get for being this pristine university, they wouldn’t be so hated.
And even though that was a big ass pussy flop, Paulus played a helluva game, so i’ll give him just a teeny bit of props.
I love drinking the Duke Haterade, they suck, they are not smarter than UVa or UNC, both excellent(public) schools who made it deeper in the dance, and while it is unfair to hate the lacrosse players (for being rapists anyway) the incident makes it more appropriate to hate Duke the school because they threw those kids right under the bus to keep any possible mud from landing on their lilly white hands.
Fuck Duke
Michael: for a Duke grad, your reading comprehension sucks. At no point in the post did I say Duke sucked, and I made certain to write “rape allegations.”
Also, you’re approximately the 40,000th person to take something written on this site personally, when its explicit intent is not to be taken seriously.
Matt, I actually was responding mostly to the comments, not to your original post. As I said, I’ve got no problem with intelligent bashing of teams I love, and that was a major flop, to be sure.
Michael, your team sucks simply because it sucks. The first round exits from both the ACC and NCAA tournaments should be evidence enough. (That #6 seed was clearly a mistake, since they couldn’t best the #11 lined up across from them.)
Your school, meanwhile, sucks because of comments like Allie’s. Douche University, indeed.
It’s not enough that rich privileged kids in Jersey give Jersey a bad name. Now they have to go down to NC and give Jersey a bad name.
Has nothing to do with jealousy — I’ve hated the Nerdhearts at Duke ever since I went to the game where they chanted “orphan!” and “It was your fault!” at Scott Williams after his parents died in a murder/suicide. Right up there with Arizona State fans chanting “PLO” at Steve Kerr after his dad was killed in Lebanon.
That’s right — Duke students are just as classy as ones at Arizona State, but way less attractive. I slaked my thirst on that Hatorade long ago. I love seeing Duke suck.
Smallpox is more clever.
What’s even better about this is that Paulus was supposed to be a good high school QB and he can’t take a hit convincingly. The schools who tried to recruit him for college football are a lot happier right now.
I remember when Duke fans taunted J.R. Reid with signs that said “J.R. Can’t Reid.” And then Dean Smith revealed that Reid had higher SAT scores than several Duke players they’d also looked at during recruitment.
I guess you shouldn’t expect much logic from Duke, since it’s the place that gave Richard Nixon his understanding of the law.