RALLY CARS HAVE THE BEST ACCIDENTS
03.06.07It's too bad I only speak American, otherwise I'd move to Europe and take advantage of the loose sexual mores and make a living filming rally car accidents.
I know, I know… that's a huge tease, right? Enjoy a spectacular payoff after the jump.
Ahhhh… much better. For the reverse angle of this one, check out Carscoop.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/03/toonces-top-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/02/toonces-150x150.jpg)
“sexual mores?”
I like how the driver just keeps racing.
“Fuck those people, they shouldn’t have been standing there!”
Which is actually true.
mo·res Pronunciation[mawr-eyz, -eez, mohr-]
–plural noun Sociology.
folkways of central importance accepted without question and embodying the fundamental moral views of a group.
Do I have to do everything around here?
On the top 10 list of things I’m never going to do in my life, “stand on the top of a hairpin turn when the road is wet during a rally event” has to be right up there.
Matt: yes, you do. Duh.
No one in the video really seems to care that he just pulled off a great hit and run. Another nice thing about Europe: lax policing.
Make sure you blow that whistle, no one knew that he crashed.
theres this guy in black who jolts right up after the hit and goes running back after the car. Those other pussies just sit there whining and moaning.
Clearly the man in black is Jack Bauer.
I think the guy standing on the hill filming the crash has the right idea — you get all the hilarity, none of the car crashing into your body.
I guess there’s no European term for “hit and run.”
Good idea inviting me to this race, Sven. The weather could be better, but the cars are fun. Look, here comes on n..SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Oh, they were Romanians? Nevermind, it’s fine to sideswipe them so long as you don’t take out Alexandra Maria Lara or a teenage gymnast.