PHIL SIMMS IS GONNA BE A SITCOM STAR
03.12.07There are some heretics out there who think the ABC pilot spun off from the GEICO's "cavemen" commercials is a bad idea. These are probably the same fools who thought my risqué ads for that garden hose company weren't going to pay off, but who's gone on to star in his own sexy calendar that's already sold seven copies? That's what I thought.
Anyway, as further proof that I'm an internationally-adored hunk, WBRS Sports Blog found this awesome skit of Phil Simms playing golf with one of the cavemen. Surprisingly, Simms is actually quite good. He doesn't stutter a sentence out once, which is surprising given that that's his forte in announcing.
If you're not excited for this to be a TV show, I don't know what to say. There's not much I can do for you. You probably wouldn't even like this photo of me in short jean shorts drinking from a garden hose on a hot day, so what do you know?

Which one is the caveman?
ABC is the head of the ABC-ESPN Leviathan, yet the football star that they get for this clip works for…CBS. He couldn’t be playing (or, better yet, scoring chicks) with Chris Berman, or Michael Irvin?
You’re with me, caveman.
“… this photo of me in short jean shorts drinking from a garden hose on a hot day…”
Paging twoeightnine: please report to the lab immediately.
Are you wearing a tight white belly shirt too? HOT
Why did I think the caveman was gay when he said “I usually play from the tips” Sincerely, Tim Haradway.
I guess it’s not surprising that Simms and Peyton Manning play golf together.