There are some heretics out there who think the ABC pilot spun off from the GEICO's "cavemen" commercials is a bad idea. These are probably the same fools who thought my risqué ads for that garden hose company weren't going to pay off, but who's gone on to star in his own sexy calendar that's already sold seven copies? That's what I thought.

Anyway, as further proof that I'm an internationally-adored hunk, WBRS Sports Blog found this awesome skit of Phil Simms playing golf with one of the cavemen. Surprisingly, Simms is actually quite good. He doesn't stutter a sentence out once, which is surprising given that that's his forte in announcing.

If you're not excited for this to be a TV show, I don't know what to say. There's not much I can do for you. You probably wouldn't even like this photo of me in short jean shorts drinking from a garden hose on a hot day, so what do you know?