I've tried to watch cricket. I've tried to have people explain it to me. It never made sense… until now.
Note: If be-thonged ass counts as NSFW, then (a) explain to your employer that it's a cricket instruction video, and (b) time to get a new job, ese.
Thanks to diligent reader Steven, I now know that cricket is all about getting bikini-clad hotties to prance around and show off their goods. I have no idea why the Brits and Indians continue to play it incorrectly.
p.s. Well, looky here. Fun pictures!
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/02/rita-silver-medalist-180x180.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/01/tim-duncan-outlet-pass-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/03/cricket-nutshot-broken-box-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/best-cricket-catch-ever-180x180.jpg)
OK, because I have to, the pictures from left to right:
yes, yes (although the tattoo is a turn off), yes, yes/yes/yes, yes (and stay just like that, slightly bent over), and oh yes.
Every arcane sport can be improved by beautiful women in bikins. Someone tell curling.
now I get what the sticky wicket is.
Bikini curling is still boring.
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Mmmm…British teeth.
They were playing cricket?
Ted Striker: they use Hedley & Wyche, the British toothpaste.
Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to their teeth.
the youtube still is sporting some serious toe.
I was about to make a comment about those being the 5 most attractive women in England till I saw the Australian tag at the end. Damn Aussies get to have all the fun.
If that shit’s NSFW, you must work at the Vatican.
I can’t believe Big Jim Slade beat me to the “sticky wicket” joke.