John Daly pulled out of the Honda Classic with an injury to his ribs and shoulder after… wait, what? You can't be serious.

Daly was injured trying to stop his backswing after being distracted by a fan taking his picture… The clicking could be heard almost at the same instant he started his backswing. He stopped and reportedly glared at the woman before trying to swing again, but immediately complained of pain and walked off to seek treatment in the tour's medical trailer.

What a fucking diva. Why do I have a feeling that the only ribs that were injured were the rack of baby backs he tore through with a case of Miller High Life? I wish I could fake an injury and blame it on a fan and not go to work just because I was hung over. In fact, I think one of yesterday's sarcastic remarks in the comments section bruised my ego. Oh, the agony.

Now, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the liquor cabinet.

Also see: Inappropriate Hugs, Signal to Noise, FanHaus