
Probably due to the weekend editor's diligent reporting, Daniela Hantuchova won her first title in five years by taking the Pacific Life Open this weekend. She celebrated by grasping onto a phallic trophy, and I celebrated by grasping onto a phallic trophy finding these lovely pictures of her. If that's not quite enough for you, there's more goodness at her official site.
Some people say I do the Lord's work, but I think that praise is a little too lofty. "Hero" will suffice.


Holy camel toe, Batman!!
Nothing like a little cameltoe to pick up a dreary afternoon.
I would break her…in a good way
Bless You. Now I must make like an altar boy and head for the confessional….
Wow. The rarely seen “nips + cameltoe” two-fer TWICE. It’s like seeing Bigfoot twice.
Make that Sexy Bigfoot.
@Moonshiner – that’s what the priest said, too.
“I would break her…in a good way”
I think she could break you with her legs.
I was there. The match followed the Nadal Roddick semifinal, where I did my best to cheer for America, but alas, Roddick sucks.
The girl she was playing was ugly short and stubby. It was pretty easy to figure out that the leggy Hantuchova was who I was cheering for. However, I had no idea what the hell her name was or how to pronounce it, but I was the loudest person in the stadium, cheering on “YELLOW” Credit her victory to me.
Still could use some meat on her bones, but I could definitely use her meat on my bone.