Carl Pavano, the Opening Day pitcher for the Yankees (who have paid him $20 million to not pitch over the last two seasons), got dumped by Gia Allemand, the student / model to whom I previously called your attention. And it's apparently because the epically injured hurler wasn't getting the variety he wanted (or so she claims).
"I stood by him and didn't work so I could help him out, and he cheats on me. Nice, right?" …Obviously hurting, Allemand described their relationship as being "as bad as Carl's pitching!"
The 23-year-old Allemand's next move is to pose for the men's magazine Maxim in a jaw-dropping pictorial.
Bada bing bang boom. Desiree, cancel all my appointments and hold my calls. I'm gonna be busy with this issue of Maxim for a while.
What? It's not out yet? Oh, fine. I'll just go to her website. What can I say? I dig her musical selection.
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She is not very ugly.
Or did she just date Pavano so she could get the Maxim spread. It’s that egg/chicken/whore question.
Was he supporting her financially when she wasn’t working in order to stand by him?
So you’re saying I have a chance.
she didn’t work so she could help him out? is that what they call spending someone else’s money these days, helping out?
Yeah, that’s right. Not enough variety for Pavano. Because big boobs, that face, and her smokin’ body must get boring.
How do they stand up like that when she’s on her back?
@Tim – Saline.
tim – Gravel
I hate pictures like this because I always wrench my neck looking at them.
I wrenched something else looking at that picture.
I wonder if she’s ever worked at the mammory mecca.
No Cinamon Girl but her constant whining, complaining, clutchiness, jealousy, voice probably did.
@Guinny_Ire: I guess you have to take the good with the bad. Or leave it. Or it leaves you. Whatever.
As a wise man once said..
“No matter how beautiful, smart, or cute she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her shit.”
@Jimmy: bingo.
I should have pre-faced that with: except for the snorg girl, natch.