Carl Pavano, the Opening Day pitcher for the Yankees (who have paid him $20 million to not pitch over the last two seasons), got dumped by Gia Allemand, the student / model to whom I previously called your attention. And it's apparently because the epically injured hurler wasn't getting the variety he wanted (or so she claims).
"I stood by him and didn't work so I could help him out, and he cheats on me. Nice, right?" …Obviously hurting, Allemand described their relationship as being "as bad as Carl's pitching!"
The 23-year-old Allemand's next move is to pose for the men's magazine Maxim in a jaw-dropping pictorial.
Bada bing bang boom. Desiree, cancel all my appointments and hold my calls. I'm gonna be busy with this issue of Maxim for a while.
What? It's not out yet? Oh, fine. I'll just go to her website. What can I say? I dig her musical selection.