Sure, Peter Gammons knows more about baseball than just about anybody on the planet, but is he a sexy blonde? Last I checked, no. That's why I'll be turning off ESPN and turning on Foxxy Sports, where they're always "Fair, Balanced… and Hot." This is former Playmate and St. Pauli Girl Stacy Fuson. She was born just a week before me in Tacoma, Washington — just like me! I think that means we're supposed to be best friends. With best benefits.

Oh man, she hates the Yankees? Swoon. 

Thanks to Red Sox Monster for finding this, but if you're anything like me, you're disappointed in the amount of clothing she's wearing in this video. Like did she really need the hat? And the shirt? That's why I've decided to be helpful and link to NSFW pictures of her exposed to the elements. For those of you in cubicles, SFW (but still sexy) photos are here.