From Nothing Toxic comes this video of a dad going batshit in the middle of his son's wrestling match and throwing his son's opponent out of the ring. I wish I could be surprised by this, but anyone familiar with Deadspin's "Parents Gone Wild" tag knows that this is only slightly less surprising than a Ken Griffey Jr hamstring injury.

I wish my parents had cared so much. But we were too busy moving around the world, staying one step ahead of the law. Dad never bothered to beat up my sporting opponents. All that mattered to him was the thrill of the next score.

On the plus side, though, I have millions in stolen diamonds squirreled away in a safe deposit box in Switzerland. So that's cool.