Tom Brady did what any sensible man would do after impregnating his ex-girlfriend: he fled the country. He's presently taking a little vay-cay in Paris, where his somewhat attractive girlfriend Gisele needs to be in order to walk down a runway for some designer or something.

Anyway, via E! Online and Zapruder, here they are practicing for a play. Or maybe Gisele's got some cheese stuck in her teeth, and Tom's going to remove it with his mouth. Yeah, I think that's it.