Tennessee Titans cornerback/renowned lady-spitter Pacman Jones is wanted by Las Vegas police for questioning in the strip club shooting that resulted in two bouncers being critically wounded following Sunday night's NBA All-Star Game. Sports by Brooks has been all over this story from the moment Sporting News Radio host Steve Cofeld cited Las Vegas sources on the air Monday afternoon, and Jones has admitted to being at the strip club — named Minxx (rawr!) — but denies any role in the shooting.

Cofeld said Jones, accompanied by a large posse, entered the club late Sunday night with a "Glad Bag" full of dollar bills, and soon began throwing the money at the dancers ("making it rain"). Rappers Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were also at the club, and were throwing money at the dancers from "blocks of singles".

Two of the strippers allegedly began to fight over the cash, and in part because of that confusion, the club owners turned on the lights in an effort to get all the patrons to exit the club.

Rappers and football stars, once again ruining a pleasant night out at the strip club for honest, hard-working Joes like me and you and me. Lemme tell you something: if a strip club's lights came on and I had to leave because some jackanapes was taking attention away from the girls, you can bet your sweet A somebody's getting shot in the parking lot.

I've long preferred the close confines and historical relevance of Cheetah's to the glitzy new titty warehouses like Minxx and Sapphire, and this is just one more reason those big clubs are to be avoided. But let's focus on the silver lining in all this mess: at least no strippers were injured. But I guess that shouldn't be too surprising — I mean, I would think angels are bulletproof. And strippers are just angels working in the service industry. Angels that smell like bubble gum body spray. 

UPDATE: Correction on the injury to a stripper. The Big Lead has more details, and they're reporting that the third person who was injured was a stripper who got "clipped in the ear." Oh the humanity.

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