This isn't exactly new, but it's new to me, which is good enough when I'm mailing it in. Which is always. Bonus points here for a solid mix of perfectly re-created shots from Top Gun with sly twists on superheroes' powers. And you can never go wrong with a Kenny Loggins soundtrack.
Mad props shall be awarded to the finest Top Gun quote mash-up. I'm gonna go with, "That's right, Aquaman. I am dangerous."
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Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want Spidey on your side (of the net)?
(I don’t know, I just don’t know)
I’m too lazy for this. Plus they did it anyway in the movie:
-Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
-That’s a negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
The list is long, but distinguished.
Yeah, well so is my Cyclops.
Spider Man: Crash and Burn, huh Thor?
Thor: Hey, Spider (sniffs)….you stink.
“I wish The Flash were here. I’ve got a need….”
I know I’m setting myself up here, but in the video, that’s the Sub-Mariner, not Aquaman.
Holy crapballs.
Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don’t tease me.
odd that grown men dressed as comic book charachters and listening to Kenny Loggins would be so good at a rugged sport such as volleyball
Wolverine: Dazzler, who’s butt did you make shoot lasers to get in here anyway?
Dazzler: The list is long, but distinguished.
Wolverine: Yeah, well so are my retractable adamantium claws.
So you’re the one…der woman.
That was some of the best playing I’ve seen to date – right up to the part where you got spiked in the Spidey Nuts.
“You’re not happy unless you’re doing Mach 5 with your hair on fire, are you, Ghost Rider?”
or
“You can be my boy wonder anytime.” /
“No….. you can be mine.” *
Holy crap. Brilliance from all. +1 jimmy, Ryan, and kevin.
Cyclops: “No, boys. There’s two c’s in Cyclops.”
Wolverine: “Nobody like you, douche.”
Iceman: “The plaque for the alternates is down at Aquaman’s house.”
I want some butts and I want ‘em now!
(crashes into tray of coffee)
Dammit that’s twice! I WANT SOME BUTTS!!
Well, that just about covers the web-slinging.
Christ, I had to quit watching, when Aquaman peeled his speedo off his ass. I hope that doesn’t ruin my enjoyment for watching womens beach volleyball in the future.
WonderWoman: Listen, can I ask you a personal question?
Cyclops: That depends.
WonderWoman: Are you a good player?
Cyclops: I can hold my own.
WonderWoman: Great, then I won’t have to worry about you making your living as a super-hero.
Cyclops: I’m going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo! Great Cy, real slick.
Spidey: Yee-ha! Northstar’s dead!
Sub-Mariner: Woo! We got ‘em
Cyclops: Way to go man…
Sub-Mariner: Wait, didn’t everyone?
Cyclops: Hell no, we lasted thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that, I said to Wolvie, “Where’d he go?”, Wolvie says, “WHERE’D WHO GOOOOOOOOOOO?!?”
“No no no… there’s two o’s in Dr. Doom, boys.”
[snort]
Batman, I’m sorry about Robin.
[snort]
Everybody liked him.
[snort]
I’m sorry.