SLOWEST. DAY. EVER.
02.08.07You know what happens when nobody in sports wants to get arrested or have sex with hot chicks? It means a slow day and unfunny jokes. Stupid athletes. DO SOMETHING!!! Something sexy or illegal. Ooh, or both! Both would be sweet.
So, here's what happens when nothing happens: I go to the metaphorical microwave and warm up some leftover highlights. This wild finish to a Chicago State-UMKC game happened just over two years ago, but it feels like it was just minutes ago that I watched it. Probably because I just watched it a few minutes ago.

I love how the color announcer can’t figure out what to say and “oh my gosh…” is all he can muster, followed by stunned silence. I’ve never seen that clip before.
University of Michigan-Kentucky-Canada?
Nothing says old school like names on the bottom of the jerseys.
Post more hockey highlights. There were tons of good hits and nice goals last night.
Josh, I’m trying to get MORE readers.
Nuggets-NOOCH had a pretty good ending.
Not as good as that, though. Just more recent.
I vividly remember that totally helping UCLA’s RPI