02.21.07 SITE NEWS: CHECK BACK LATER

You’re my boy, Blue!!!

Time to put a call in to McDonalds and make a wish!

Scarlett!!!!

Now, don’t hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won’t another minute buy
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind

affirmed

Cool another one of these: http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/02/ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust.html

Just go with the good old fashioned chicken soup and orange juice. And by “chicken soup” I mean Brazilian swimsuit models, and by “orange juice” I mean blowjobs.

I call dibs on all of Ufford’s female Brazilian friends.

Sick? Sick? What is this? Using the presence of a few stray molecules of germs to shirk off your obligations to entertain the withleather nation?

Buck up, son, this is withleather. This is the major leagues. These are the moments from which champions are made, which separate the men from the boys, which allow men to pass into the hallowed halls of internet immortality. It s the two minute drill. The bases are loaded, its two out, and the bottom of the ninth. Take the bat off your shoulder, and swing for history.

I sh** you not, my friend. The time has come, the moment is now. This is what all the little Hulkamaniacs who took their vitamins and said their prayers were waiting all their lives for. Shake off those sniffles, and regale us all with the latest of the diplomatic missives to and from Spain.

You’ll go out there a nobody, and come back a star. (Damn. Ran out of cliches.)

Ryan, those aren’t females.

Are you saying that all this time you haven’t been training a partner in DeBruin but a replacement. That’s shit man.

I need boobies- fix the godamn site please!

I will just bide my time staring at the chick that sort-of looks like Natalie Portman in those “snorg tees” ads.

Finally, the long awaited battle between the Snorg Tee girls versus the American Apparel girls. Should be more competitive than the NBA All Star game.

Get up and blog man. By staying on your back you are just proving Sam Smith right.

We’ll remember you as you lived — pale and pantsless.

To my dearest BBMU:
We are all praying for you (my 16 cats and me). We know you are in the best care in the world. Heel, Immune System. Heal!

As wbrain would so eloquently put it “It’s time to work hard and give 110%”

“paging dr. richardson, dr dean richardson…”

Sarah Spain…….. still a tease.