Yesterday's soccer recap was such a rousing success that I couldn't help but follow up with video of Mexican players and fans being raging cocksuckers. Here's Landon Donovan's breakaway goal in the 90th minute, followed by torched keeper Oswaldo "Dirty" Sanchez making a cleats-up swipe at Eddie Johnson, followed by Mexican fans throwing garbage at the celebrating U.S. players. Classy.
(The call is in Spanish, so get ready for a Gooooooooooooooooool.)
Of course, Sanchez couldn't even execute a dirty slide tackle correctly. He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat in this highlight. He couldn't hit the ground if he fell off a fence. You know, while climbing over it. Because he's Mexican, you see.
If you're more inclined for the English highlights, check out the video after the rant over at The Fan's Attic.
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I can’t believe the Mexicans were bragging about their superior play in the postgame interviews. I must’ve missed the part where kicking it off the referee became a fundamental of the game.
Bet the Mexican players are glad they’re not from Colombia after that one.
I hope Sanchez gets taken out by flying ad boards.
Im almost 100% certain Mexico’s coach used to be a bad guy on Miami Vice. “I WANT TUBBS AND CROCKET DEAD!!!!!”
Did one of the US’s fans make a number 1 gesture? And was his face painted? And did he know he was at a soccer/futbol game?
Zinedine Zidane should be at most soccer games and brought out by the refs for headbutting punishment when assholes like Sanchez pull that shit. “Yellow card, no. Red card? Not enough. You get a Zizou!”
If you beat Mexico that means you’re almost in the world’s top 10!
What a bendejo.
In their defense, if I were Mexican, I’d probably be bitter and angry, too.
The Mexican defender has it all wrong. You’re supposed to dive when YOU have the ball. . . must’ve been too much tequila in the water bottles.