From the newly launched MLB FanHaus comes this 1970s Aqua Velva ad featuring Pete Rose and some broad he probably shtupped 10 minutes after the shoot wrapped.
Hmm… sounds pretty convincing, but I would have rather he said, "It's got bits of real Pete Rose, so you know it's good."
On that note, after the jump is the only clip that could possibly accompany this one.
Related: Mr. Irrelevant with some solid nightmare fuel.
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I think the lady in the Aqua Velvet ad and “It smells like Bigfoot’s Dick” are the same gal.
Aftershave? Cologne? Bah. I just rub my hands on my sweaty balls, and then rub my neck with my hands. 100% of the time, it almost always works.
Being a switch hitter, Charlie Hustle hit that reporter from both sides of the plate after shooting wrapped, so to speak.
Nightmare fuel, indeed.
Sailors apparently used Charlie Hustle’s aftershave to get drunk during WWII
[en.wikipedia.org]
AL-right.
Pete Rose – “That’s the smell of desire, my lady.”
Woman – “It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.”
Pete Rose – “How much are you willing to wager on that?”
Yeah, WWII soldiers and every native in Colorado on a Sunday.
Pete Rose is the Sex Cannon of the 1970′s.
you know, there’s a lesbian at my gym who looks just like pete rose
That is the mom from Eight is Enough, although most of you probably remember her from Kraft Suspense Theatre: [imdb.com].