
Yesterday while everyone was going wild over Beyoncé's SI cover, I chose — wisely, I believe — to focus on Marisa Miller instead. But what of the other swimsuit models, particularly the stellar rookie class? Do they not also deserve a post? Well, of course they do.
I've spent a couple hours today researching SI's Swimsuit 2007, and when I saw the 400th picture of a model with a guitar, I finally figured out that it was a music-themed issue, which explains Beyoncé. And the photo shoots in Nashville and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And the model + musician photos. And the band tee shirt body paint. Basically, I'm not exactly Philip Marlowe when models are present.
So, just for fun, here are some more pics. I won't go so far as to call the selected photos "editor's picks," although Bar Refaeli [#2] and Irina [#6] share Rookie of the Year honors, with Tori Praver [#4] getting a nod for Best Playlist. Because trying to find the hottest picture over there is like scooping up freshly fallen snow and saying, "Which snowflake is prettier? This one, or this one?" …and then masturbating with the snow.


I’m down with Tori. Even though her selections are a bit mainstream the quality of the artists cannot be overlooked.
Mmmmm boots. That’s the one I ran on my news blog.
Peyton Manning is in tears:
[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
I said nice boots to a stripper once.
She said “Boots!?! You should be looking at me!”
To which I replied “there’s nothing much to look at”
which led to a dirty look. Oh Sixx, you were very flat with too many piercings.
Of course a sports magazine has an issue dedicated to music and butt. As well it should. Now I know that Marissa Miller digs the Matisyahu, which means she digs the kosher meat, and that is worth knowing.
Ana Beatriz Barros had a pretty decent playlist, too.
-100 to each girl who put James Blunt on her list.
Yeah, ABB and Marisa Miller were the only other girls who didn’t have something unforgivably shitty on their playlists. Minus extra points to Anne V and SI’s copy editors for Nirvana’s “Smells Like Team Spirit.” Are those alternate lyrics?
Josh,
Sixx sounds like the kind of girl I’d pay money to have her put her naughty bits all over me — boots, flat and piercings? Where is this strip club?
Also minus points for Yesica Toscanini and editors for having The Rolling Stones’ “White Horses” which I imagine is a song about unicorns or something.
But she does get plus a billion for having “Riders on the Storm”.
Attention airbrush artists. It’s not a good idea to paint in the drawstring on a pair of fake shorts when said string is located directly above the vagina.
[i.a.cnn.net]
Boots equal awesome!