02.04.07 MIAMI IS OKAY
It's 3 p.m., and I'm just now making the transition from drunk to hung over. Kind of like yesterday. No chance of me writing a real post, as I barely have the motor skills to type.
It's raining here in Miami, which is proof that (a) God likes me this this shade of pale, and (b) He likes seeing Sarah Spain wet. But then, who doesn't? (I guess I should mention that I met her Saturday night, briefly. She is attractive and nice. Her friends: also attractive and nice. She was also hammered, though possibly less hammered than I. Her medical student date whom she chose over me was with her, and he seemed a little too handsy with her, if you ask me. And he was all, "I'm NOT a child molester!" and I was like, "Sure buddy." More on this later. I have like 8 posts of material from this weekend.)
ANYWAY, I'll say this: Bears are the new Steelers. With my steely, precise mind of science, I've calculated that a full 90% of NFL fans here for the game are Bears fans. Which is just one more reason to root for the Colts — I want to see an entire city of crushed souls.
The picture's from the Penthouse party. Those referee chicks were annoying. They kept blowing their whistles, and I was like, "You've really gotta stop doing that." Then they blew their whistles some more.
NOTE: This post also published on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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There are 11 comments about:
MIAMI IS OKAY
“She is attractive and nice. Her friends: also attractive and nice.”
They are feeding us daily. Parents, don’t fear, for I am well. As long as their demands are met, I will not be harmed.
I’d watch who you slander on the internet, my friend.
Hate to see you shut down by a lawsuit.
Ryan - what are you talking about? And you mean “who you libelled” as libel is the written form of slander. Slander is oral. Unless of course you were referring to his statement. Which you could not be since you said “slander on the internet.” Just thought you might want to know that.
1. Truth is an affirmative defense to libel, so you should be fine.
2. You could always claim a 1st amendment satire defense, I mean the guy did prostitute himself out to a fake breasted wanna-be starlet as part of a promotion sponsored by the makers of a rancid bodyspray for hopeless pre-teens. I mean anyone that lame deserves to be make fun of…oh wait, sorry.
3. Go Colts!
I mean, I shouldn’t have used that second I mean, I mean seriously.
Thank you for clarifying the defition of slander: your Law and Order marathon gleaned expertise is truly impressive. However, as this is an internet blog and not a legal proceding, I’m fairly positive that either term will suffice.
arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Thats a good joke Jeff. We all have not heard that one hundreds of times before.
I remember when that guy said that at the end of Waiting.
Eat it Sarah Spain!
If you really wanted those referees to stop blowing their whistles, you should have offered them something else they could have blown.
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