I'm pretty sure George Wendt or Chris Farley (moment of silence . . . thank you) are bigger than these "fans".  I can think of ten Chicagoans that are bigger than a walrus right now, and have better mustaches.  Zubaz didn't die in Chi-town, we still wear them.  We didn't get to be America's Fattest City by passing on the cheesecake and only eating one Italian Beef "Sangwich".

I'm also pretty sure that Booger McFarland is going to kick the shit out of the Marine Mammal Staff at the Indianapolis Zoo.  

Some animals were humiliated in the making of this video. -KD